Sunday, April 09, 2006

Scenes From a Marriage

[somehow the topic of my cervix came up]

Me: You want to see it? I can show it to you.
The Extraordinary Husband: Uh, no.
Me: If you won't look at my cervix, I'm never having your babies.
TEH: Okay, but not tonight, okay?



Blogger Kat Coble said...

Or you could kill two birds with one stone, have his babies and make him look at your cervix during the delivery.

10:24 PM  
Blogger Ivy, the Great and Powerful said...

As one might expect, Jim's seen my cervix more times than he would care to admit.

BTW, my cervix is incompetent. How sad is that? I tried to fire it, but it's union. Blah.

6:13 PM  

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